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Writer's Block: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang [May. 10th, 2010|09:30 pm]
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Do you give your vehicles names? If so, what are they?

First car:  1974 Pontiac Ventura.  Fernmist Green with a white vinyl roof.  Faded green color of snot.  Thusly:  The Snotmobile!

Second car:  1986 Honda Civic.  White with Marshall Honda dealer sticker on the back.  Misread the sticker and it became the Marshmallow Honda.

Third car:  2002 Toyota Tacoma pickup.  The Grey Ghost.
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Pizza... [Apr. 25th, 2010|08:30 pm]
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[mood |hungryhungry]

I can smell it.  My slob of a roommate got pizza.  Sausage.  Hint of garlic.  Papa John's I swear it.  He eats in his room and makes a mess.  Damn I could go for a pizza.  But tonight I will have a banana and some yogurt for dinner because I'm a disgusting fatbody.
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Bleh [Mar. 30th, 2010|09:31 pm]
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Still waiting...

This morning my neighbor calls.  He crunched the side of my truck with his car.  Great.  Now I have to find a body shop.

For lunch we hit the local Greek place (delicious gyros).  I start a conversation with a girl next to me.  I walk off.  The guys I was with say "dude!  she was interested!"  and I was so fucking clueless I didn't realize.  Crazy old women live in shacks with cats.  What do crazy old men do?  I don't know a single female in my age group that's available.  Not one.  Hell, I don't know any women at all in my age group locally.  Where the hell do they hide?  Dammit.  Must keep trying.
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The hardest part... [Feb. 26th, 2010|11:13 pm]
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Okay.

robot_vs_vampyr is married and very happy!  Yay!  Now comes the move to the frozen (or not so frozen) north.  Easy
Not so easy:  waiting.  The resume for vulpes has been distributed to the proper channels and is awaiting results.  Supposedly, there's a job waiting for me pending government contract approval.  More waiting.  I hate waiting.
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2010|02:23 pm]
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Happy New Year everyone!
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Time to get serious... [Oct. 5th, 2009|11:25 pm]
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Okay, the summer is over.  It's no longer brutally hot.  No more WoW, no more goofing off.  Time to study.  Time to get my license.  Time to go job hunting.   Wish me luck.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2009|05:58 pm]
lotharr
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday robot_vs_vampyr !

Happy Birthday to you! 

:D

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John, you idiot. [Jun. 13th, 2009|10:25 am]
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I look at the box for the decongestant.  It won't knock you out, it's non-drowsy.  I look at the warning label.  MAY CAUSE SLEEPLESSNESS.

D'oh!
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May cause drowsiness. [Jun. 13th, 2009|04:52 am]
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I hab a code.  My nose is stuffed up.  Or maybe it's allergies.  The claritin isn't keeping up. 

So what do I do?  Hit the Target and get the good decongestant.  With psuedephedrine.  The stuff that you have to sign in and run your driver's license through a computer to get so the meth heads can't cook it up.  Sleep came, quickly.  But then sleep left quickly.  Now it's 5am AND I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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Lannnnnnnnd of the Losssstttt! [Jun. 5th, 2009|10:06 pm]
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It's good to have friends in good places.  One of which is the manager of a movie theater (thus free movies before they come out).  This week was Land of the Lost.   Well....  It had Sleestaks, it had Marshall, Will, and Holly, it had the dinosaur.  Otherwise, it was written by people that were on several different hallucinogens.  Some scenes were hilarious, but a lot of gags went on way too long.  Might be good as a matinee if you had nothing else to do.

Went on a tour of various comic book shops in the area.  Whoa, amazing variety.  Very impressive.  I might have found dear sister's birthday present (maybe she might want something practical instead since she's moving and all).

Not looking forward to next week.  Very long very hot days in an airplane.  Reminds me I need to work on my license and job application stuff.
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